I recently had the joy of getting another colonoscopy and couldn’t help but see the humor in the experience. So, for your singing pleasure, sing the lyrics below to the tune of the Frère Jacques nursery rhyme!
🎵 Colonoscopy
Colonoscopy, colonoscopy,
What a drill, what a thrill,
Drank that nasty potion,
Started a commotion,
Here it comes!
Here it comes!
Awake all night, awake all night,
Here I go again, here I go again,
Friends with my commode,
Alone in my abode,
Flush it now!
Flush it now!
The nurse is lovely, the nurse is lovely,
Find my vein, find my vein,
The drugs are a’comin,
My high is a’humin,
Count to ten!
Count to ten!
Found my dignity, found my dignity,
After it’s done, maybe I’ve won,
Waving goodbye,
Sadly no more high,
That’s a wrap,
Now go nap!
Colonoscopy, colonoscopy,
Squeaky clean,
Nice and lean,
Adulting rite of passage,
Receiving the message,
All is clear,
Time to cheer!
*It is now recommended to get your first colonoscopy at 45 years of age. Don’t wait! Schedule yours today*